- Alan: Just a little heads-up before you journey to the caves of Mordor. My mother has, what you might call, a uh- proclivity for younger men.
- Walden: Oh you mean she's like a cougar?
- Alan: No she's not like a cougar, she's the mother of all cougars.
- Walden: Kind of an oober cougar?
- Alan: A super duper oober cougar.
- Walden: Do you think a bit of better butter would make her bitter batter better?
Reblogged from Jessica's Programming