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Two and A Half Men 9x07

• Alan: Just a little heads-up before you journey to the caves of Mordor. My mother has, what you might call, a uh- proclivity for younger men.
• Walden: Oh you mean she's like a cougar?
• Alan: No she's not like a cougar, she's the mother of all cougars.
• Walden: Kind of an oober cougar?
• Alan: A super duper oober cougar.
• Walden: Do you think a bit of better butter would make her bitter batter better?